Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Taking a Shit
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Taking a shit is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get until you stand up and behold the glory (or infamy) that came out of your bowels. It is often difficult to know the size of your shits until you stand up. There were times when I felt I had Shaq's arm dangling out of my ass, only to find out I shat Emanuel Lewis' pinky finger. There were times where I thought I barely farted, only to find something in the toilet that could make an elephant jealous.
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Next is the unpleasant surprise is the wiping part. Sometimes you have your shit together and it takes only a couple wipes to clean your ass. Sometimes you get a lot of stragglers or worse a mudslide between your cheeks that somehow manages to leave skid marks on your hand no matter how much toilet paper you use. You never really know until you run that first piece of toilet paper across your ass.
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A common problem associated with taking a shit is where you are going to take a shit.
Taking a shit at work raises several ethical and professional considerations. First of all, the work toilet is not like a dumpster in back of a supermarket, you cannot anonymously drop your unwanted children there without repercussions. This is especially problematic if your work toilet is unisex.
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Shitting at work can be unprofessional. On the scale of rudeness, I would not put taking a shit at work like taking a shit at a friend's house, but it can be up there. I cannot help but wonder how many clients have been lost and how many big deals have been blown because some employee took a howler at work before a client or customer used the bathroom.
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Next is the unpleasant surprise is the wiping part. Sometimes you have your shit together and it takes only a couple wipes to clean your ass. Sometimes you get a lot of stragglers or worse a mudslide between your cheeks that somehow manages to leave skid marks on your hand no matter how much toilet paper you use. You never really know until you run that first piece of toilet paper across your ass.
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A common problem associated with taking a shit is where you are going to take a shit.
Taking a shit at work raises several ethical and professional considerations. First of all, the work toilet is not like a dumpster in back of a supermarket, you cannot anonymously drop your unwanted children there without repercussions. This is especially problematic if your work toilet is unisex.
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Shitting at work can be unprofessional. On the scale of rudeness, I would not put taking a shit at work like taking a shit at a friend's house, but it can be up there. I cannot help but wonder how many clients have been lost and how many big deals have been blown because some employee took a howler at work before a client or customer used the bathroom.
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This is a video of an African American gentlemen getting arrested. There are some people that say that all African Americans are guilty of something. This African American is clearly guilty.....guilty of being a back-flipping, telephone-pole climbing, motorboating, 100% awesome little son of a bitch.
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