Getting Away with murder

As much as we would like to think justice is blind, some people in our society can get away with pretty much anything. We all know that rich people like OJ Simpson and Michael Jackson can get away with vile crimes, but they are not the only one.
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Take this story about a 90 year old guy that hit a kid with his car in a hit and run crash. The DA is still thinking about whether to press charges! Why? Because the guy is 90 years old. 90 year olds can do whatever the fuck they want.


Midgest can get a way with a lot of shit too. If I grabbed your girlfriend or wife's ass in a bar, you would probably punch my teeth out. If this guy stuck his cock in your woman's ass, you would not punch him. In fact, you would be the one rolling around on the ground....in laughter.
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Corkies can get away with a lot of shit, too. If I grabbed your girfriend or wife's ass in a bar you would probably.....
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You know who gets away with the most shit. 90-year-old midgets with Downs Syndrome. If Hitler was a 90 year old midget with Downs Syndrome, he would have won Nobel Prizes and have had synagogues named after him. If Jamarcus Russel was a 90-year-old midget with Downs Syndrome, not only would he have a higher passer rating, but he would also not be such a fucking bum.

The NRA says guns don't kill people, people kill people. They say if you took away all the guns, people would use knives.
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Did you ever wonder what would happen if we took away all the guns and all the knives? Well people would probably hit each other with sticks, right? Well what would happen if we took away all the sticks? Well people would hit each other with fists....right? Well what would people attack each other with if we could somehow remove all their fists?
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Well, here is the answer.